Not tonight, Doris

Don't hurt me

Smile... you are dead

Wrong spelling

Deer hunter

 

"Friends" in real life

Didn't wash hands

You are a naughty boy

Don't scratch my nose

The 19th hole

 

Speeding ticket

It's a blonde

Need beer

Management rules

Meeting of women drivers

 

Chinese food

Here Kitty, Kitty...

... you have stress

Get out of my way, Santa

Shark attack